Horror Phone Sex Queen Demonica Loves Ash Vs The Evil Dead

Have I ever told any of you how much I adore Bruce Campbell?!? Your horror phone sex queen cant get enough of his campy humour and incredible good looks! I would take him into my crypt and do him 8 ways to Sunday! Ok, Bruce I am not too crazy I am just a fan girl who has loved your work since the first Evil Dead movie. Lets face it. Bruce is sexy. I love a man with a goofy sense of humour who can laugh at himself. He is also a campy horror icon and one of my horror crushes.

Which brings me to my next horror topic. Ash vs The Evil Dead! I cant get enough of this supernatural TV show! No, seriously. I own season 1 and 2 and I have watched them several times over. What do you think your freaky mistress was doing over the boring holidays. Christmas would be shit if it weren’t for horror shows. I rolled some blunts and binged my face off . Good times. If you have watched this show and you haven’t watched the original horror movie shame on you! Go watch it NOW. The show will make more sense if you do. Then you need to watch the second Evil Dead movie and Army of Darkness which is the third instalment.

Then get off your ass and watch Man with a Screaming Brain and My Name is Bruce! Oh and Bubba Hotep! Trust me, you will thank me later.  Such crazy Campbell Gems!

When your horror phone sex queen sat down to watch the very first episode of the Ash vs The Evil Dead I was so very excited! I got my 420 on and turned up the sound. The opening of the episode shows Bruce/Ash trying to get his man corset on LOL all while Space Trucking by Deep Purple plays in the background. He turns and looks at the mirror and sticks his hot ass out and grins! I knew right there that I was in for a treat and Bruce wasn’t going to let me down. That opening scene was epic for me and encompasses the character Ash to a tee!

Now, lets talk about the deadites. The deadites are bizarre demons who possess the bodies of ordinary humans turning them into sarcastic, funny, assholes! These zombies take Ash to task every chance they get. Poor Ashley has to fight these evil possessed bastards all day long because he is the one who keeps conjuring them up LOL. In Ash vs the Evil Dead they don’t cheap out with the gore affects or laughter. There is enough blood and goo to make everyones day! Your freaky horror phone sex queen cant get enough of the hilarious, gross, antics of this show. Seriously, watch it!

Satanic Phone Sex Mistress Dominates Mortal Men

 

I can smell you. Mortals give off the most saliva inducing scent. It literally makes my mouth water. Would it be blasphemy to say it’s “heavenly”? Is it wrong to enjoy using our senses to the fullest? I am your Satanic Phone Sex Mistress, Demonica. Why am I so devilish? It’s way more interesting and being good is way too much work. I don’t want to fuck up my nails with hard work. I want to be spoiled and worshipped all day long. This succubus wants to get her own way. If that makes me a rotten, yet, delicious apple, then so be it. You know you cannot refuse a bite. You long for a taste of the delicious fantasy that only I can deliver.

If you are going to get off with just your imagination I don’t think there should be any fantasy limits. What’s the point in a plain vanilla fantasy? How incredibly dull. Don’t let your jerk off sesssion end in a dribble. Paint the walls in your spunk, boy! Go for the gusto! Call your satanic phone sex Goddess for the kind of domination session that some would call a religious experience. I leave no detail unturned and I will paint the kinkiest fetish picture in your mind. The kind of visage that will have your dick standing up and ready to do my bidding.

How do I like to dominate? Well, I enjoy word play. You know, delicious mind fucking. I also love erotic bondage and ass worship. You know that this fine ass will be your altar etc..? I can be sensual or hardcore and sometimes I like to mix them up on the same call. Imagine your Goddess whispering in your ear while her long pointy tongue flicks out to taste you.

You taste good too. I just want to gobble you up like a hungry witch. I’m the kind of witch that would lure you to her bedroom, and weave a spell around you that would make your dick the only part of you that’s doing the thinking anymore. You know what trouble you get into when you let your cock do the thinking. ::laughs evilly:: Yes, it’s definitely not your divining rod, but rather, the devil that sits on your shoulder encouraging you to take risks that aren’t very wise.

Once I have you I won’t let you cum and I won’t let you go. Tease and denial will teach you to be a good boy and foot fetish play and heel worship will tame you. Then, if you are very good I might get my big cock out and tutor you in the obedience needed to be this satanic phone sex Mistress’ strap on slut. I am very aware of how horrible it is to be rock hard and denied your orgasm, but if you pray real hard you might be allowed to cum. We shall see. We shall see. Impress me.

Femme Fatale Vampire Phone Sex Harlot Cruises for Male Toys

Her name was Demonica, not that she would ever consider introducing herself to you, unless it would further her cause. Social norms did not concern her. Her vampire phone sex hunger did. Women who passed her by on the streets would whisper “harlot” under their breath. They had the instinct for these things. The radar. They knew this femme fatale on the prowl. What they didnt know was Demonica’s lust stemmed from the distinction of her species. She was a phone sex vampire, or if you prefer vampiress. Her blood ran cold but her lust was as hot as the surface of the sun. She could practically taste it as she stood under the street lamp, allowing the light to glow around her, like the fog that slowly rolled down the street, coating everything in its path. It was here she waited for her knight in shining armour.

It didnt take long for him to come along. One always did. Maybe it was her slender frame and pale skin that made men want to rescue her. Or maybe it was the tight latex and killer high heels, she wore to entice those of the opposite sex. Either way she didnt have to wait very long for a gentleman with naughty intentions to come along. There is always an selfish reason for men to play protector. It usually meant they wanted to appease their loins. Demonica didnt mind that. Not one little bit. It put her at a great advantage.

When he pulled up in his car and offered her a ride what he really meant was to park. He drove off to the edge of town and turned off the vehicle. When he turned to look at her he had the same look they all did. Smugness. This kinky vampire phone sex mistress liked this particular fantasy because it allowed her to toy with her lover and turn the tables. She pushed down the cups on her PVC corset and immediately kissed him, deeply, tasting his very essence. She liked the taste of mortals. So earthy and savoury.

Her hand shot down to his crotch and she felt his bulge. He was definitely ripe for the picking. She popped open his trousers and popped his big hard on out. Just as she wrapped her hand around his shaft, she took a tiny bite on his tongue. He drew back startled. She just laughed softly. He would consider her midly crazy at this point but that wouldnt stop him from pursuing her for vampire phone sex.

“Let me kick off my heels and pop my feet into your lap. Aww, thats much better. Be a good boy and massage them? Dont look so perplexed. I could have sworn you had a foot fetish. Is that not one of the reasons you stopped to pick me up?” She wouldnt allow him to know that she could read him like a book. She liked seeing that perlexing look on his handsome face. “Mmm, that feels wonderful! Rub my instep too?!? Very nice. If you really want to fuck me you will suck my toes too,” she laughed silkily. The look on his face was priceless. It amused her. Toying with her date was a way to entertain herself.

He couldnt possibly understand her ageless journey. How old was she now? 124? He would be dubious, at the very least and would accuse her of being a little too addicted to vampire phone sex folklore, if she confessed to him. That was not what this sensual harlot was planning on doing during this freaky fetish call. This was about having a devilish good time! Not playing silly games. Plus, it was hard to concentrate on her thoughts with his mouth on her pudgy digits. She thought about giving him a foot job too but wasnt sure if her hunger would allow for such teasing.

You suck those toes very well, slave. Yes I called you slave. You want to be with me you have to play my way. My nipples are very hard but my pussy is very cold. You need to try harder. And with that he got up on all fours and pushed up her tight skirt. Oh yes, this dear sweet morsel was going to do something that human men do best. Oral sex! She loved this pleasing aspect about male humans. She allowed him to dine on her perfect, pale, pussy till her claws were raking the roof of his car. The sound startled him and he looked up. “What have you done to my vehicle!?! Why do you have fangs?!? What fucked up horror is this!!!” he stuttered.

Every time, this vamp gets her pussy eaten this happens. Something about the pleasure makes her reveal herself too soon. Oh well, her belly was grumbling for his lifes essence. His cum. She didnt or couldnt wait any longer. He smelled so good. She dove her head between his legs and wrapped her red lips around the head of his cock. He groaned out in pleasure, while his eyes rolled in the back of his head. This vampire phone sex call was going to be very very bizarre, explosive, and yummy.

If you want to have a fantasy call with this vampire phone sex femme fatale all you have to do is call. Have your credit card ready.

Sci Fi Fetish Phone Sex Aliens have Big Fantasy Dick!

Do you look to the night skies and wonder if alien species live amongst the stars? This sci fi fetish phone sex goddess does. I hope aliens exist. Why? Umm hello, have we met? You should know by now I am attracted to freaky fantasies and bizarre fetishes. I’m a kinky, nerdy, chick who also happens to have a fantastic imagination! I think it would be awesome to have science fiction fantasy flavoured talk about alien dicks. Oh, come on now. You bi curious boys who enjoy sci fi have had to wonder about the size of their dicks. Don’t lie to me, nerd boy. I can see right through you and your silly lies.

The aliens called the “greys” would be perfect for a really kinky cock curious call, don’t you agree? Would you like your creepy Mistress to take you for a drive out to some crop circle made by horny outer space men in an alien space craft? We could pop open some beers and wait. Don’t worry they will come. They always do when your dark femme fatale sends out her alien signal. Now, don’t freak out when they beam us up. This is the ultimate journey into the unknown. The one you have salivated over while reading your adult science fiction comics.

Inside their rocking UFO waits 6 horny Grey’s and they are watching alien sci fi fetish phone sex porn. Can you picture what their big dicks would look like as they stroke them? Yes, big, ugly, impressive, cocks all dripping pre-cum from outer space. Mmmm, they love human men from earth, baby. Don’t be shy. Look into those big, blinking, among shaped, eyes and ask real nice if you can have a taste. I get turned on when my bi curious callers act nasty!

Normally, I wouldn’t be into sucking dick, but in this instance your Mistress would love to share that cock with you and teach you to suck it real good. How does that sound? Before you know it you will be an intergalatic cock sucker, ha! I love that! Don’t blush. The aliens only want to enjoy you, as much as I do. Lets have a fantasy gang bang and get super kinky. I’ll tutor you in the art of being their alien slut. When you crave cock curious don’t limit yourself to the same old boring role play. Call Mistress Demonica, and lets get creative. I get bored easily and I think aliens would be a fun addition to our taboo sci fi fetish phone sex session, don’t you?

Evil Phone Sex Witch Spells with Mistress Demonica

Welcome to my witches den. I am evil phone sex Dame Demonica and this is my bizarre lair. You must have followed me home from the bar. Tsk, first mistake, but it’s far too late to even discuss that. Come in. I can feel your eyes on me. Do you like what you see, bad boy? I figured you would. When I passed you on the corner I quickly read your mind (yes I can do that) and saw, exactly, what it is that you find attractive and I transformed myself into that femme fatale. You fellas so easily succumb to that trick. Aw, don’t pout. I didn’t mean to fool you so completely, but it’s just what I do.

We are going to have a really good time. I am in need of a new house slave and my feet are kiling me. As much as I love these Jimmy Choo’s, my feet are tired from being in them. Do you like my legs? I see your eyes keep scanning up and down the length of them. They are so sexy and silky. Can you imagine caressing them, kissing them, my wrapping them around your waist as you thrust into me? Dear boy! You are so silly. I did not bring you home for simple sex. How crass. My spell-work isn’t for such mundane tasks! I need a slave, not a stud. Here, take a drink of this potion, er I mean, wine.

There’s a good boy, that will make you feel much better. Here, let me pour you another glass. Drink up for your freaky evil phone sex mistress. Can’t have a guest in my house feeling thristy. That would make me terrible hostess. I wouldn’t want to leave you with that lasting impression. Pardon me? You feel hot? Well, silly, take your clothes off. That will make you feel so much better.

You do have quite the hard cock! (laughs softly) Bring me that, will you. Let your evil phone sex witch take a good look. Yes, its quite meaty and I am quite hungry. What’s that? You have watched too many horror movies. I am just going to take a little lick. Yes, like a blow job, kind of lick. Well, maybe with a little teeth. Oh, I am sorry did I nip you? You taste very good. You would taste much better with some wine. For me, silly, not you.

What’s that? Your dick feels “ripe”? Like it is swelling? You are right! It’s getting bigger by the minute. Inflating even! Well, I guess it would be fair to tell you now that I put something in that tasty potion to make it grow. Such fun! I like it when my slaves’ large cocks are in cock cages. I have no plans of having sex with you. You are here to be my slave, remember? Mortals and evil phone sex witches can’t very well have a real relationship with vanilla sex and all. Yuck. No, instead, you will take care of my needs while I control your erections and orgasms. Denial will be part of your life until you learn to behave.

My feet need massaging.

My hair needs brushing.

I need someone to do my laundry and cook for me.

And you will be the amusement at my famous evil phone sex witch parties! Think of all the satanic sex spells and other fun we might have. You could, potentially, get some sex then. Of course, my girlfriends are all size queens so I might want to make more potion! Ha!

Mistress Succubus Phone Sex Goddess of Supernatural Lust

 

Welcome to my crypt. I am mistress succubus phone sex goddess Demonica. Why do I call my bedroom a crypt? Well, it suits me, if you havent noticed but I am sure you did. Stop being so very obtuse. You didn’t get into my car to come back here to play twister so stop playing so very dumb. I get annoyed when men revert back to being a Neanderthal. You got in my car because you wanted a taste of something dark and exciting. You are bored with the same old, slutty, blonde at the bar. I get it. I really do. The lure of my sensual voice, thick, dark, hair and sexy legs was too much for your dick to bear. I understand, I truly do but I also have a dark and delicious secret. I am a sultry succubus.

Whats that? Well, it’s a female demon. A shape shifter. See, I can make myself look anyway I want. All I have to do is take a look inside your mind to find out what you find attractive and roll with it. You men are so very easy. Its like taking candy from a baby. From there I can look anyway I want and dress the part of the wanton goddess you secretly desire.

Every man is attracted to aloof women, who dress bad ass and act like no man is good enough to touch them. What you can’t have you want even more, right? Exactly. It is that part of the male psyche that makes my life so much easier. The sensual hunt for a play toy is fun and this mistress succubus phone sex man eater wouldn’t have it any other way. A girl just wants to have fun right? *wink*

I like to cruise dark, lust-filled, clubs where everyone is looking to hook-up. I like the way men smell and every one of you smells different. Depending on my demoness cravings for the evening and where I am in my cycle I may pick a big, handsome, man who can throw it down just as nasty as I can. Think a powerful man in an expensive suit. These guys are fun because they think they are so powerful and dominant. Well, they have met this controlling vixen, yet. Other times it’s the flamboyant, artistic, type. The type that broods and is terribly philosophical. You know the type. They feel everything. I like sensitive men in my adult science fiction fantasies. This mistress succubus phone sex vixen finds them very tasty.

Tonight I picked you out of all the other men there. You should be pleased that this mistress succubus phone sex goddess wanted you. That makes you special. That is a very handsome suit you have on there. ::sniffs your neck:: Lets just pop the buttons open on your shirt, shall we? ::licks the shell of your ear:: I don’t think you will need that belt anymore, either. ::slithers belt free and undoes your trousers:: We are going to have such raunchy sex, you and I but first let me tie your hands to the headboard. I have these erotic, dark, purple, silk, scarves that are perfect for this sort of deliciously evil fun!

You know that I am going to ride you like a glorious valkyrie riding her war-horse into battle! Now that’s a visual, no? I love using mythology and folklore as a way to describe myself! Paints a glorious picture of this mistress succubus phone sex goddess going to battle for your soul. Well, I would expect you to hand it over after the cock pounding I am going to give you. My what a big cock it is!

I know you want to worship my body and as your sci-fi goddess it’s expected. From my pretty feet to my full, sensual, lips. You love your bizarre fetish siren so much that you will offer your cock and your cum to me as a tithe. You will be my sex slave for eternity. Imagine the nasty sex we could have? Bodies grinding together, slick with sweat. My lust-filled voice whispering into your ear, mesmerizing you. Until I cum as my pussy sucks up and absorbed your cum!

Succubi are lusty, sexed up, demons who love men so much they are willing to gift them with a supernatural taboo orgy that only this powerful demoness, in latex, can provide.

Talk soon and call horny. ::wink::