Horror Phone Sex Queen Demonica Loves Ash Vs The Evil Dead

Have I ever told any of you how much I adore Bruce Campbell?!? Your horror phone sex queen cant get enough of his campy humour and incredible good looks! I would take him into my crypt and do him 8 ways to Sunday! Ok, Bruce I am not too crazy I am just a fan girl who has loved your work since the first Evil Dead movie. Lets face it. Bruce is sexy. I love a man with a goofy sense of humour who can laugh at himself. He is also a campy horror icon and one of my horror crushes.

Which brings me to my next horror topic. Ash vs The Evil Dead! I cant get enough of this supernatural TV show! No, seriously. I own season 1 and 2 and I have watched them several times over. What do you think your freaky mistress was doing over the boring holidays. Christmas would be shit if it weren’t for horror shows. I rolled some blunts and binged my face off . Good times. If you have watched this show and you haven’t watched the original horror movie shame on you! Go watch it NOW. The show will make more sense if you do. Then you need to watch the second Evil Dead movie and Army of Darkness which is the third instalment.

Then get off your ass and watch Man with a Screaming Brain and My Name is Bruce! Oh and Bubba Hotep! Trust me, you will thank me later.  Such crazy Campbell Gems!

When your horror phone sex queen sat down to watch the very first episode of the Ash vs The Evil Dead I was so very excited! I got my 420 on and turned up the sound. The opening of the episode shows Bruce/Ash trying to get his man corset on LOL all while Space Trucking by Deep Purple plays in the background. He turns and looks at the mirror and sticks his hot ass out and grins! I knew right there that I was in for a treat and Bruce wasn’t going to let me down. That opening scene was epic for me and encompasses the character Ash to a tee!

Now, lets talk about the deadites. The deadites are bizarre demons who possess the bodies of ordinary humans turning them into sarcastic, funny, assholes! These zombies take Ash to task every chance they get. Poor Ashley has to fight these evil possessed bastards all day long because he is the one who keeps conjuring them up LOL. In Ash vs the Evil Dead they don’t cheap out with the gore affects or laughter. There is enough blood and goo to make everyones day! Your freaky horror phone sex queen cant get enough of the hilarious, gross, antics of this show. Seriously, watch it!